What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?